Her name was Jenny Karma
And her middle name was Lee
Jenny was as much a girl
As any girl could be

She hated bugs
And grass and dirt
Ironed out every wrinkle
That dared mar her skirt

Her hair never tangled
Her smile never fell
She gave every boyfriend
No less than hell

Ricky was in love with her
As anyone could see
He was in love with such a girl
Who's middle name was Lee

Her boyfriend was a football star
At least that week he was
His name was Robert Pinner
And his brain was made of fuzz

Walking home from school one day
Ricky caught her gaze
She got his hopes up, damn that girl
Then ignored him for days

Every now and then, Rick thought
I'll see her smile at me
That lovely Jenny Karma-girl
Who's middle name is Lee

The Sadie Hawkins dance was here
And Ricky watched in pain
As pretty little Jenny Lee
Asked Robert out again

This time he'd do it
Yes, he would
This time he'd ask her
Yes, he could!

He waited for her after school
Beside her fancy car
He watched her wave and kiss good-bye
Her fuzz-brained football star

When she saw him standing there
Heat spread to her ears
Ricky Jason was the boy
She'd been crushing on for years

Awkard silence
Nervous smiles
"How have you been?"
"I was sick for a while..."

"So, the dance...
Are you planning to go?"
"Um, well, I...
I really don't know."

"Well, if you're free..."
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"I was wondering if you'd
Be my date, Jenny Lee."

If you want to know the rest
Don't try asking me
Ask the child of Jenny Jason
(Her middle name is Lee)